I'm a chimney wizard.
These are some of the things I sell.
Double-wall and single-wall sections of stovepipe in various
telescoping lengths, and elbows, 45 and 90 degree. Class A insulated chimney
sections from 18' to 48' in galvalume or stainless, caps, flashings, roof
supports, connector-adaptors, flue extensions, storm collars, support boxes,
round ceiling supports, dryer vent parts, periscopes and transition ducts and
rigid 4" galvanized and aluminum venting, close clearance elbows, heat resistant
caulking, fatwood kindling, ACS creosote destroyer in spray and powder, furnace mortar, stove gasket.
Why
not sell something big--like cars or RV's or airplanes? Why not sell
something small and expensive, like jewelry, diamonds, contraband? Or
something etherial that doesn't have to be picked up and carried around, like
words, information.
I don't know: I
sell chimney stuff, mainly because I'm really good at installing it, I'm like
the fastest gun in the west with chimney stuff, a cordless drill in each hand
when I'm putting that stuff together, my tool belt on. I know exactly
which pieces match up with which other pieces, and which brands, manufacturers'
parts have which characteristics, and what makes it work.
Or if in your case
and it isn't working, I know exactly why, all I have to do is come look at it,
and I know which parts from which companies you can match up with with which
parts from other companies if something from the other company is too expensive
or unavailable for some reason.
Sometimes
customers just stand there watching me work.
And it doesn't matter how high your chimney is or how high your roof is, I'll get right up there. I'll hang ladders from the peak of a pitched roof. I walk across the ridge of an A-Frame house like a tightrope walker, chimney rods for a balance pole.
Plus I'm organized. I know exactly where all of my tools are so I don't waste time looking for stuff.
My workers are covered by worker's comp insurance.
I have $2 million worth of general liability insurance.
And it doesn't matter how high your chimney is or how high your roof is, I'll get right up there. I'll hang ladders from the peak of a pitched roof. I walk across the ridge of an A-Frame house like a tightrope walker, chimney rods for a balance pole.
Plus I'm organized. I know exactly where all of my tools are so I don't waste time looking for stuff.
My workers are covered by worker's comp insurance.
I have $2 million worth of general liability insurance.
I
can pretty much glance at your chimney when I drive up to your house and know
exactly who manufactured it, in what country, what its missing, what size
diameter it is, whether it vents a wood stove or a fireplace, or a woodstove
inside a fireplace, and whether the fireplace is factory built or masonry, and
after a closer look I can maybe even tell you who installed it if its a wood
stove or built it if its a fireplace, if its located in Taos, NM.
If everything is just right, and was installed in the 80's, and its Canadian made
Security brand Stainless Class A Chimney installed with a roof support and
ceiling trim collar, and the double-wall louvered black stovepipe has faded
from a sparkly black color over the years to a dusty dark-gray, it would have
been installed by my grandfather.
We are the only company in New Mexico certified in BOTH chimney and dryer vent technology by the Chimney Safety Institute of America.
Taos office: 575-770-7769
Santa Fe office: 505-988-2771
If you have a chimney that needs to be installed, swept, inspected, cleaned, or repaired, the name of my company is Bailey's Chimney Cleaning & Repair. I have offices in Taos and Santa Fe and we service all of North-Central New Mexico.
Taos office: 575-770-7769
Santa Fe office: 505-988-2771
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